Hydro Bonce - Hydrocephalus Doctor (Disco Version) Lyrics

Oh, here she comes, she's walking down the hall
She's holding a scalpel, did she go to medical school
She's dressed in her scrubs, a smile on her face
She's so well-meaning but the hospital just isn't her place
'Cause she's a hydrocephalus doctor, woah
She's a special kind of doctor, woo
It can't be easy to be special needsy
Special needsy, so special needsy
'Cause she's a hydrocephalus doctor, woah
Look out, she's coming your way
She's going to theatre to operate
It's a scary time in a patient's life
When there's a hydro head holding the knife
She's trying her best, but her best means death
She wishes she could be as good as the rest
'Cause she's a hydrocephalus doctor, woah
She's a special kind of doctor, woo
It can't be easy to be special needsy
Special needsy, so special needsy
'Cause she's a hydrocephalus doctor, woah
She's got a shunt
And she bears the brunt
Of constant headaches
Whilst fixing bone breaks
She just wants to help
To fix people's health
It's a damn shame, she just gets in the way
She's clumsy, so clumsy, her hands are shaking
The patients are quaking, she's very mistaken
If she thinks she'll ever truly be a
A hydrocephalus doctor, woah
She's a special kind of doctor, woo
It can't be easy to be special needsy
Special needsy, so special needsy
'Cause she's a hydrocephalus doctor, woah
Hydrocephalus doctor, woah
She's a special kind of doctor, woo
It can't be easy to be special needsy
Special needsy, so special needsy
'Cause she's a hydrocephalus doctor, woah