I'm out of cash
But I wanna thrash
I need my fix
I need my 666
Don't wanna work
Just wanna go berserk
Oh shit, a riff so cunning
We've got some thrash incoming
We need this rage to start
So we can rip this pit apart
We gotta keep it real
To the thrash gods we will kneel
It's gunna be a keggar
Get it in you like a dagger
Flippy cup and beer pong
What could even go wrong?
AUTOMATIC! Coming at me like a bolt
Pour this beer down my throat
THRASH MACHINE! Not gunna keep it clean
Gunna drink until I'm green!
AUTOMATIC! Like a psychedelic trip
We're gunna sink this ship
THRASH MACHINE! It's giving us the spins
This is where it begins
Let's go!
Brought the whisky and gin
Circle pit for the win
I'm gunna do a keg stand
Oh yeah, I'm ruler of Thrashland
Don't want this night to end
I'm gunna be on the mend
Hanging out on the rooftop
Keep it rolling, please don't stop
AUTOMATIC! Coming at me like a bolt
Pour this beer down my throat
THRASH MACHINE! Not gunna keep it clean
Gunna drink until I'm green!
AUTOMATIC! Like a psychedelic trip
We're gunna sink this ship
THRASH MACHINE! It's giving us the spins
This is where it begins