Hypnic Jerky - Cat Lyrics

Sitting in my caravan
I feel a million miles away from the sand
Seething over my broken TV
A million f*cking miles from the sea
If I could just locate the itch
Or turn my brain down by the flick of a switch
Cancel out the noise
Coming from the digger and all of the boys

Ashley
Are you hiding in the drywall

I'm starting by putting my boot
Straight through the teeth of any man in a suit
I'm finishing by taking a bat
To Ashley the 8 year old pedigree Korat

You feed me like an animal but I don't think I'm insane
Random acts of violence can take my problems away

Ashley
Oh Ashley

Here kitty kitty don't be a little pussy you started off with nine anyway
Need advice have some nothing good can come from sleeping in the sun all day
Living the dream ain't as real it seems I was aware of this after only an hour
Nothing was wrong I was healthy all along all I needed was to google the power
Google the power

Sitting in my caravan
Sick of every f*cking song from the band
Trees now shedded all of their leaves
The storage couch has been infested with fleas
The food is unpalatable
My hands are buckets and spades
Flags in the castle for a wave to melt away

Ashley
Are you a feline f*cking cyborg!

Here kitty kitty you're climbing in the walls I'll smash my way through these f*cking bricks
Awake in the night to the sound of a cat fight the hairy hypnagogic twitch
Living the dream ain't as real as it seems the sea is bluer on the other bay
Nothing was wrong I was healthy all along I was sleeping in the sun all day

Sun all day
Sleeping in the sun all day
Sleeping in the sun all day
Sleeping in the sun all day
I was sleeping in the sun all day