Ay this bitch raw...
During the party, I was tryna take a groupie home
She say do you wanna dance
And you know how thats finna go
I aint even get a chance
Tried to pull out my camera phone
She say: thats the mousekatool? Or the dick? Lil bitch I dont even know
I been throwing all these ones, clearly it wasnt enough
She ms officer so she steady tryna cuff
You know imma dashboy, dashworld horses giddy up
I aint one to trip over these bitches giving pitty bucks
And this story aint over! Pulled off in my 97' toyota
And it skate like a rover, play with the kitty pull me over
(Hold on hold on hold on) say im driving too fast
Tried to hand me a citation, bitch get the f*ck out my face
Beat the case and im racing
And we back at the slot, percs n lean, wet up her box
Im like baby shop, 100 a line and 10 a pop
This that drop, new elixir, like a dirty sock
We only sipping wock, it a make u boonk ha out her socks
And we slide to the room, and we both up up in the grove
Slide em straight to side you know what im finna do
Heard a halt hear a knock up- up at my door
Its my lady dasher and she calling me a little whore
So I get up out the jam, grab my shit n do the race
Im not scared of love im scared of hoes in my face
Ill deal with it later, but right now im tryna get face
At this point she more letal than the jakes. I made her crazy anyway
And we back up inna car you know what im finna do
Its like 1am now we finna hit the stu
She like: what you wanna do, boy yo brothers can get some too
Wait, stop right there! You done lost yo rabbit mind
Bitch yo uber outside
You just wasted half my time
And dont worry kids, this dasher lifestyle is fun
Just make sure you keep that strap on and dont have no son