I beseech my dearest, fairest lady
To take my hand and make it your own
For I am beside myself caused by your elegant
Pulchritudinous and unbridled allure
Yet, my spirit and flesh are unwilling
As evidenced by the myths spread across
All throughout the village at mountain's base
I ask you to persist this charade no longer
Unless thou dost longs for an invincible challenge
Then myself becomes amenable to oblidge thee
Should you overcome my challenge, then and only then
Inclination to destroy my Lunar pride shall overbear
How precocious for one so beautious
Perchance I'll purposefully play into your hands
Take up arms, armor and sword
Against scaled monolith, prepare for war
At resolution, purloin the spoils
Surrender unto me the dragon's ornament
Your attempt at subterfuge is unsuccessful
For my spectation reveals many truths of you
Now the fates have smiled upon me with fertility
Thus, you face your own unscalable mountain
Such lowly living refuse shall not blackmail me
The enma shall cast you aside for this treachery
I must dispose of you immediately to leave me be
At once, you'll be lost from recent memory
Surely, you jest as you bear no ordinance
Nor is your stature built for conquering men
Such lowly living refuse cannot blackmail me
The enma shall cast you to rot for this treachery
You wound me with words, but my form is untouched
In any case, I shall ravage your flesh for my claim
The moon shall guide my arcane
Magic to swift victory
Against this animated pile of shit
Aided by unfaltering wit