Oh let me tell you a story
I was trying to tell my friends a story
They called me a pervert for nothing
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet wet head
I got a wet head sitting on my f*cking lap
I don't know what they don't understand
The stories true here's how it goes
The pussy had a wet head
I did nothing wrong with that
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet wet head
I got a wet head sitting on my f*cking lap
I'm done telling the story
Now it's time for my guitar solo
I don't want you to call me a perve
I did nothing wrong I swear to god
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet head
Wet wet wet wet wet head
I got a wet head sitting on my f*cking lap
I want you to leave me alone
This song is about my cat
I am just a normal guy