He's got a quarter and he's ready to go
He's in his car and off to the show
He's in the booth and he's beatin' his meat
There's spum on the screen and spum on his seat
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You'd be amazing at the things that he see's
There's girls on their backs and girls on their knees
And they're f*cking in airplanes and down on the ground
He watches silently and makes not a sound
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