Yeah, they told me about the Ozempic side effects:
Nausea, vision changes, and some unexpected wrecks.
Kidney problems, stomach pain that flexes,
But wait till I tell you about the real effects, check it.
Started with a dose, now I'm on a mission,
Pancreas disease, maybe, but I'm in remission.
Yeah, my stomach's twisted, but I'm stepping out,
They talk side effects, I show what I'm about.
Swelling, hoarseness, breathing in deep,
Trouble swallowing, but I'm in too steep.
Then the beat drops, vision gets clearer,
Look in the mirror-damn, the baddest is nearer.
Drop the bass, here's the truth, no glitch,
Drop the pounds they fall off without a hitch.
Biggest Ozempic side effect?
I'm a bad ass bitch. (bad ass bitch)
I'm a bad ass bitch.
From zero to hero, on this new prescription,
Ozempic's side effects? More like an addiction. (gimme some)
Exes calling back, but I'm on a new vibe,
Used to be the backdrop, now I'm the headline.
Gallbladder's aching, but I'm rocking these scenes,
Got more followers than I've ever seen.
Swelling, hoarseness, breathing in deep,
Trouble swallowing, but I'm in too steep.
Then the beat drops, vision gets clearer,
Shortness of breath, not from the climb,
It's the heights I'm reaching, hitting prime time.
Neck might swell (might swell), but so does my fame,
Outshining side effects, bursting into flames.
So I strut, side effects on the back burner,
Life's a runway, and I'm the fast learner.
Turn the pain into gain, every step I take,
Ozempic gave more than it could ever take.
You might get a lump or swelling in your neck,
Hoarseness, trouble swallowing, or shortness of breath.
These may be symptoms of thyroid cancer.
Yeah, they warned me, gave me the list,
Told me all the troubles, the turns, the twists.
But one thing they didn't, couldn't predict,
Ozempic made me, a bad ass bitch.
A bad ass bitch (bitch, bitch)
Side effects? Call 'em side perks,
Watch me work, watch me smirk.
Ozempic's twist, it's glam rebirthed,
Changed the game.
For this bitch, it's worth it.