Informational Tape Announcements - Canned Beans (You Don't Deserve 'Em) Lyrics

Feasting on the hordes of hors d'oeuvre
Living can to can and ass to ass
Propped up into pipes and shoving sticks in bowls
Soup days are here to come
Another 50 cents for a tub of

White bean chunky cheddar
Campbell's best time of the year
Should I put it in a bowl
And press the soup button
Or put it in a pan and shove my head in the oven?

Don't take my beans.
Its all I have to eat this month.
Beans and cans and soup
Lists of lists and boxes of hands

Wait til it hits you.
You are gonna be asking me for the beans
You're gonna be asking me for help
I'm not gonna give it
You don't deserve it

Boxes of canned beans
EBT means-tested and FDA approved

Cut my wrist on that big old
Slab of beanny metal buddy
Its time to bleed these folks dry
A natural father and a blue bowl of canned Busch
Beans

Canned beans
Don't touch my canned beans
Stick it to your taquitos
Pizza puff and cheesy ramen delight

Instant odorless delight
Saved Gordita crunch
Watered ketchup and stolen beef logs
Returned for cigarettes

Nibbling on the foil
Bloody gums and canned beans
Put in some hot sauce
And eat it in the dark

Why can't I eat the healthy food
That good old Daily's tuna?
Don't I want to get trim?
No!

I'm

Hording up my Canned Beans
Hording up my Canned Beans
Hording up my Canned Beans
Hording up my Canned Beans
Hording up my Canned Beans
Hording up my Canned Beans
Hording up my Canned Beans
Hording up my Canned Beans