Inkwater - Spooky Alfredo (feat. Confusing Guy) Lyrics

I'm on a wave, but I don't know how to surf
I ain't no Katara, but I'll waterbend you into the earth
Like heir to the firelord; spitting heat and I'm proving my worth
The shit talkers quiet; I'm winning too much and I hella deserve it
Been giving back since day 1
Without my squad I wouldn't have none
I got big goals and them big blunts
And that big bass and a black belt
And my nunchucks in a glass case
You Billie Jean, you ignorant, you don't know shit
Google is your friend

I don't worry bout dinero, I'm Scorsese with the dough
I got depressed, I lost my life, then found it in my coat
Global warming cannot hurt me; I'm already way too hot
Fell asleep inside the oven, then I woke up in the pot
I graduated early, cuz I failed out every class
I cheated off the stupid kids, cuz no one else could pass
Got a Whopper from Taco Bell, you know it's super-sized
Gave birth to myself tomorrow, yesterday I died

I like long jeans, bitch I'm only wearing shorts
I bought my girl a ball, said she wanna go to court
And yeah it's cold as f*ck, I'm bout to freeze em with a torch
And yeah I'm eating cereal, f*ck the spoon, I got the fork
Psst, hey come here, I got something for you to see
I got 22 hoes in the back of the yota they eager to suck on my D
And we thank you for choosing to call
Isn't it odd - Adam and Eve
Baby I am not a pimp, I do keep a TRIP under my sleeve
I bought my bro a toilet since he's always getting pissed
My teeth don't got a choice, so how the f*ck my tooth pick?
I'm boutta punch my artist 'cuz he got a new hit
I use glue when I'm cleaning and that's how my glue stick
I think my barber doing news, he got a news clip
I call my car cream, I just got a new whip
My jaw don't got a key, so how the f*ck my jaw lock?
Caprisun don't fight, so why the f*ck my juice box?
Why the f*ck my juice box?
Punch him in his head, Imma give him head knocks
Lock that nigga head up, Imma give him dread locks
Dreading what he did
Pull up to his crib
He acting like a baby, Imma give that jit a bib

I am not licking, but I'm boutta hit a lick
Like it's ice cream like banana, boutta make that nigga split