A LIV I: awkward party? Video (MV)

I'm at a motherf*ckin' party, kinda awkward cause nobody likes me
I tell everyone I have to pee, cause conversation starters are the key
Callin' every asian kid I run into lee, gettin' involved in others inside jokes
Slappin' my knee, asking the host if he has any tea
Gettin' f*ckin' lit, tonight
I brought my Advil hella uptight, people keep telling me I'm white
Shit son that can't be right, I'm not that f*ckin' light
Gettin' drunk, sippin' my Sprite, look down at the dog shit it bites

F*ck everyone found out about my lice, I need a BFF Jesus Christ
Pulled out my Caliber and I diced
He said it got chewed into by some mice, I said shit son it's fine, I don't think twice
Pullin' out my goddamn oregano to smoke some spice, I take a few hits

My stomach feels wrong, I puke right inside this dude's bong
My puke made me feel f*ckin' strong, bumpin' my ass to my favorite f*ckin' song
Poundin' my chest like I'm f*ckin' Donkey Kong
Feelin' so confident I whip out my dong, this dude challenges me to ping pong
We head down to play the game, I really like him but he doesn't feel the same
The dog starts biting my dick, this thing ain't f*ckin' tame
I started cryin' now everyone thinks I'm lame
They won't f*ckin' think that when I'm full of fame
That thought made me came.... O.O'
Now I'm startin' to feel the shame, the hostess tellin' me to leave, dang
That's when I hear the telephone rang, it's my ma and she mad
Her sixth husband wasn't my new dad, f*ck that's rad

Kicked me into infertility with me nads
I guess I should feel sad, I poke out my own eyes
They turn into some pretty liquidy guys
I run into a lane, it smells like it's been pissed on by a plane

This place ain't from no ordinary wang
I see ping pong big and I scream lets hang!
He f*ckin' books it on a train
A squirrel f*ckin' disrespecting me again
I rip off its head and scream, f*ck you ben
The squirrel's rejection reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
These f*ckers are gonna get it full send
Just then I remember my ex-gen leaves me for f*ckin' led
The end