Yo, what up, I almost frosted dead
This chick thought I was dead
From the smell of my breath
Guess you won't be having sex
What else is new
Freak her out with that in-cell poo
She ran, I screamed
What else is there for a man to do
I Better get out of here
There's a bear driving near A normal human being would
Be full of fear I'm excited and begin to cheer
My cheer floating in the stank air It stared with a glare
It felt as if I'd beat it with a chair you'd think your shampoo was nare
With your lack of hair wait f*ck, that's an old man
If you need anything I'll get it if I can
I want boiled things I want things extra bland
But were in the middle of the forest of a den
I collect some pine needles
You say what the f*ck, you call this a meal?
Almost made this dick kneel
Let me try again cause you're my best friend
The pine needle stew will f*cking send