Fuck Off, Alice (Stay the Fuck Away from Me) Video (MV)

(Alright, let's do this)
(Didn't even tune my guitar for this shit)

Alice, now I see
You're only hurt when someone you've hurt moves on
This thing took me fifteen minutes to write
But it's still more productive than anything you've done in your life
(Anyway, I just wanted to tell you to)

Stay the f*ck away from me
(Stay the f*ck away from me)
(Stay away from me I don't need you in my life)
And keep all of your boyfriends to yourself
Just keep yourself away from me
(Keep yourself away from me)
(Keep away from me I dont need you anymore)
I'm just deleting you from my memory

You never really cared, but you thought I'd be scared
When you sent a bunch of morons to fight for you
You never realized, like those stupid guys
That is just what I intended for you to do
And it was just a post on Instagram, and honestly no one really gave a damn
Till your stupid little stunt attracted more attention to it
Than anything I ever said, now
And you were butt-hurt coz of a shit post
And you got a bunch people to take it down
Well I guess you'll be delighted to know
That now you have a song instead

Stay the f*ck away from me
(Stay the f*ck away from me)
(Stay away from me I don't need you in my life)
And keep all of your boyfriends to yourself
Just keep yourself away from me
(Keep yourself away from me)
(Keep away from me I dont need you anymore)
I'm just deleting you from my memory

(Alright, this one's from Alice's point of view)

Hey everyone, my name is Alice
And I belong in a royal palace
At least that's what I think I deserve

(Let me tell you a story)

Like the thousand times before, I threw this guy away
He loved me with all his heart but well, who cares?
Then I went back to my ex
He's hotter and taller and smarter anyway
And oh did I mention this?
I made out with my boyfriend's best friend

(It's surprising how many times I've done that, actually)
(Well)

Another broken promise
Another chain of lies
Another fake commitment, this is how I live

(Alice, get the f*ck out of my song will ya?)

So hey I'm back
She's a bitch, I know, but there's really nothing I can do to fix that thing
Her friends are all the same
They're either really really dumb or just manipulative like herself
And I know this is'nt rhyming anymore
And I don't give a f*ck

Remember when her so called friends tried
To stop something they believed was cyber-bullying
By doing something that objectively classifies as cyber-bullying?
(Yeah!)
(Hell yeah!)
(Woohoo!)
(Genius!)
(I know right!)
Also stop calling me, what the f*ck was all that about, I dunno.
But listen, this is really important

Stay the f*ck away from me
(Stay the f*ck away from me)
(Stay away from me I don't need you in my life)
And keep all of your boyfriends to yourself
Just keep yourself away from me
(Keep yourself away from me)
(Keep away from me I dont need you anymore)
I'm just deleting you from my memory

Stay the f*ck away from me
(Stay the f*ck away from me)
(Stay away away away away from me)
(Stay away from me I don't need you in my life)
And keep all of your boyfriends to yourself
Just keep away from me, now will ya?
(Stay away away away away from me)
(Keep yourself away from me)
(Keep away from me I dont need you anymore)
I'm just deleting you from my memory