Jabberjaw - When Animals Attack Lyrics

Walking down the street when I look over
only to see that I am surrounded
I fall over as they start attacking me
help! they're hurting me! I'm being pounded
my face starts bleeding as I get punched in it
I can't feel my leg I think it's broken
if this keeps happening I just might die
yeah, it's true, I might end up croaking

the mooses! the mooses!
they're lapping up my juices
I can't believe this is happening
the antlers! the hoofses!
they're caving in my toothses
I can't believe this is happening

I look down the street screaming for help
the screams are an utter waste of time
a moose headbutts me in my temple
and thinks, "this juicy human will be mine!"
I think about it and start to giggle
"I can't believe this," is all I think
suddenly one thought comes to my dying mind
"man, this sucks. I must be junxed."