You sucked at decorating a glass case
So you pulled your hat over your face
Don't cry
Give less glue a try
You were standing naked and you were five
A pretty lady was laughing at your pride
Don't cry
Give togs a try
If at first you don't succeed
You can try again if you feel the need
But if you don't that's alright
There's always something else to try
You pissed your pants at primary school
And you tried to play it off as cool
Don't cry
Give running home a try
You were punched in the back of the head
For stealing someones plastic bag
Don't cry
Give panadol a try
If at first you don't succeed
You can try again if you feel the need
But if you don't that's alright
There's always something else to try
You were playing football with bigger boys
And your spine cracked in three places, oh joy
Don't cry
Go score a try
You were tugging at your mother's dress
Proud you didn't shed a tear
Maybe this time you should've cried
Someone you love had just died
If at first you don't succeed
You can try again if you feel the need
But if you don't that's alright
There's always something else till you die