My heart's made of butter
Silky and slick to the touch
My head is in the gutter
My soul is a toilet roll
The world is in a hold up
What am i gonna eat today
Bubble's growing but it has to go pop
You can't survive on tanqueray
Why, it's just the same every day
So i risked my life for a cabbage
A chinese cabbage today
Why, you know my palate is gourmet
So i risked my life for a pudding
A tapioca pudding today
German radish, polish carrot
Very french peas on top
I need an exotic saviour
Something from the asia shop
The world is in a hold up
What am i gonna eat today
Bubble's growing but it has to go pop
You can't survive on blue bombay
Why, i'm certainly not brave in any way
But i risked my life for a cabbage
A chinese cabbage today
Why, no i ain't too proud say
That i risked my life for a pudding
A tapioca pudding today
It ain't the best or brightest thing
That i have ever done
But getting it on with a jelly fish
Boy it's so much fun
Why, it's just the same every day
So i risked my life for a cabbage
A chinese cabbage today
Why, you know my palate is gourmet
So i risked my life for a pudding
A tapioca pudding today
Why, i'm certainly not brave in any way
But i risked my life for a cabbage
A chinese cabbage today
Why, no i ain't too proud say
That i risked my life for a pudding
A tapioca pudding today