Maybe this is all I'm supposed to be
A bald lazy piece of shit full of wannabes
I wanna be dead sometimes but today I'm feeling free of me
I wanna be walking in the sun with my shades on smiling
Just so happens I still dream about you all the time
When it comes to you, I wish I had a spotless mind
Clementine, oh my darling oh I'm sorry it got left behind
Rain or shine, chasing something and it's nothing that I'll ever find
In you
Signed up for online dating
And it drives me f*cking crazy
I don't need anyone
To tell me that I'm just no fun
And that when they're with me they can never cum
Oh I'm so f*cked
Thirty years dumb, burning through my good luck
Feeling better since I quit smoking cigarettes
Wasted money and some time whatever no regrets
Well except then instead I got addicted to the Nicorette
Now I'm just replacing something with another till there's nothing left
To lose
I feel so weird lately
All my time is spent trying not to go crazy
I don't need anyone
To tell me that I'm just no fun
And that when they're with me they can never cum
Oh I'm so f*cked
Thirty years dumb, burning through my good luck