Jadeline Ortiz - The Demon Lyrics

Today, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed (of the bed)
Wanting tacos,
But it wasn't Tuesday, so instead (so instead)
I went to check the fridge,
But I had nothing to eat, (nothing to eat)
Hanging my head in defeat,
I knew there was one chance for me.
Knew there was one chance for me.

I went online, begging for help
Until someone sent me a link. "demon's do your bidding for a price,"
Now that sounded enticing,
But I was wary so I asked around,
But no information on the ritual,
Or the user that gave it to me could be found,
For his account was deleted shortly after posting.


A little spooked, I looked at the ritual,
And the items I would need, (items i would need)
Surprisingly, I had everything,
It was common household objects, worthy had they been deemed,
Most peculiar of which was a dish sponge,
Because apparently demons like to be clean? (oh they need to be clean)

So draw the pentagram on the ground I did, and carefully placed the objects,
Looking at the ritual I printed out, I looked up what was next
The incantation, the spoken words, "demons, demons, listen to me
Demons, demons, obey me
Witness my command
And come to my beck and call
For I have objects deemed worthy
For the price to be resolved."

With the final line, the house started to rumble,
With the final line, the house started to shake,
A towering demon arose from the middle of the pentagram and said,
"WHO DARES SUMMON ME?!"

Feeling a little meek and sheepish in this demons presence, i responded quietly--"I did..."
And the demon fixed it's gaze upon me, kneeled down, grinned and said--"I am Beelzebub, child, the prince of darkness, lord of the flies, and I represent Gluttony and Envy, tell me, what is it that you seek, that you would dare summon me?"

Flabbergasted, and mouth agape, Beelzebub grew impatient and said--"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME I WILL EAT YOU!"

Upon hearing those words, I cleared my throat and spoke, "Lord Beelzbub, sir... Today isn't Tuesday, and I would really like some tacos. Could you make it Tuesday?"--

Beelzebub stared blankly for a while, before breaking into a grin, and then
Into a laugh, before being brought to tears.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
"human, I haven't had a laugh like that in a very long time," Beelz