I said hi
I looked in the eyes
And the next thing
He offered me tea
I declined
He thought it was an indication
I wanted coffee
But I never really told him
That I am just lonely
Looking for company
Someone to talk to as I sip whiskey
I said hi
She walked in the room
I felt she was gazing at me
Thought I should try
Seemed like an awkward situation
But I wanted to see
Though I never really told her
She looked alluring
But I must get going
Maybe tomorrow provided she's free
Something just told me
I must step aside
And something just told me
She's not my kind
Something just told me
I'm wasting my time
For I know certainly
That he's not my type
I said bye
Looked for an evening too fine
But I got courtesy
I resigned
Seemed a bit shy and was desperately wanting to be
Left alone to his devices
Seemed like he didn't have vices
No beer, no brandy, no gin, no rum, no whiskey