Hey Mr. Gordon
Tried to ignore it
But then you had to stop the show
A temper tantrum then ensued
And what will come next
You'll run to the bar but
Everyone knows you should be a star
Go kick the bucket, old man can shove it
Hey Mr. Gordon hear me out
I'll do the talking, listen now
You didn't have to chew me out
A rockabilly toddler pouts
And throwing a fit will do you no good
You think you're the shit and I knew you would
Go kick the bucket, old man can
Leave the audience in shock and awe
You let them see that you're a f*cking fraud, yeah
So I said f*ck it, old man sure knows how to
Leave the audience in shock and awe
You let them see that you're a f*cking fraud
No excuse for such a spoiled brat
A washed up rockabilly psychopath, yeah