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Bathroom Bartender Video (MV)




Performed By: Jake Duda
Length: 3:32
Written by: Jake Duda




Jake Duda - Bathroom Bartender Lyrics




Drinkin black berry brandy's and beers at Earl's
Well you mix 'em together, now i'm gonna hurl
Walkin over peanuts like I'm walkin over eggshells

I hear the older ladies talking about their tits
Well this oval bar is spinning and it's making me sick
I better get out now before it all goes to hell

Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall
Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all
Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done
Oh, I just can't have any fun

Well I'm strapped for cash, but i'm feelin hard
Just gotta ditch this security guard
'Cause the a flask in my pocket and it's callin out my name

But the I fell down the stairs and it wasn't so bad
It's the stoppin at the bottom and I ain't welcome back
I may have busted my ass, but that's a real cryin shame

Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall
Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all
Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done
Oh, I just can't have any fun

Well vanity and booze go hand in hand
When you're making love to the homeless man
Time to chase the chickens and get the hell off of the ice

Well you can kiss my ass, I won't pay a dime
The cover charge is over and the bands on time
You may have wore me out once, but i'll be damned if you're doing it twice

Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall
Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all
Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done
Oh, I just can't have any fun
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Drinkin black berry brandy's and beers at Earl's
Well you mix 'em together, now i'm gonna hurl
Walkin over peanuts like I'm walkin over eggshells

I hear the older ladies talking about their tits
Well this oval bar is spinning and it's making me sick
I better get out now before it all goes to hell

Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall
Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all
Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done
Oh, I just can't have any fun

Well I'm strapped for cash, but i'm feelin hard
Just gotta ditch this security guard
'Cause the a flask in my pocket and it's callin out my name

But the I fell down the stairs and it wasn't so bad
It's the stoppin at the bottom and I ain't welcome back
I may have busted my ass, but that's a real cryin shame

Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall
Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all
Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done
Oh, I just can't have any fun

Well vanity and booze go hand in hand
When you're making love to the homeless man
Time to chase the chickens and get the hell off of the ice

Well you can kiss my ass, I won't pay a dime
The cover charge is over and the bands on time
You may have wore me out once, but i'll be damned if you're doing it twice

Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall
Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all
Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done
Oh, I just can't have any fun
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