Jake Hardwick - Oven Mitt Lyrics

And it's not that the thing you're looking at
Is the thumb of an oven mitt
It just looks like one
It just looks like one
It just looks like one
It just looks like one

Well maybe you don't
But you can relate
Isn't it all great
We're people so we know how
Other people feel
Even when we didn't do the thing that
Makes the people feel that way

Nothing works
(Nothing works)
I've imagined life as better but
Like lightning
(Is it like lightning? Let's find out)
Everything hurts
(Is that like lightning?)

I got a toothache and a boner
I'm going home goodbye
(Bye bye bye bye)

You know shirts
(You know shirts)
The most funny things plaster your torso
(Plaster your torso)
(Torso where shirt go)
Math time!
We're indivisible
Nope, divisible
Bye!
(Shirts go on a torso)

I feel invisible
I feel miserable
Go home, get gone, come on
Why?
(Oven mitt, remember when we were talking about that?)

I'm the ice cream cone in Lilo & Stitch guy
(He always drops the ice cream)
You're a real f*ckin (Beep)
Mothy tasting butterly
(Metaphor)

Well maybe you aren't
But you can relate
Isn't it all great
We're people so we know how
Other people feel
Even when we didn't do the thing that
Makes the people feel that way
(Even when we didn't do that thing)

What's the biggest water bottle that you ever had
Why didn't you have a bigger water bottle
What's the biggest water bottle that you ever had
Why didn't you have a bigger water bottle

You know you need water to live
Water doesn't drink itself dear
You know you need water to live
Water doesn't drink itself dear
(No it doesn't)