Jake Morris - I'm Gonna Order Chinese Now Lyrics

I've got my girlfriend with me
I think I'll order Chinese
Oh, wait
Nevermind, because
She has a gluten allergy
Oh, yes!
Now I see!
That's when you're allergic to wheat!
Yes, that's kind of true
But a lot of things other than that, too
I'm gonna order Chinese now
I'm gonna order it soon
I'm gonna order Chinese now
It's one of my favorite foods
What should I get to eat?
I hope it isn't feet
I don't think there is feet
I'm gonna order Chinese
Remember her allergy
Go find something else to eat
Like what? Paper?
Absolutely not!
I'm not eating that shit and you cannot make me do it!
Oh, yes you can
And you will
Open your mouth like you're swallowing a pill
Fellas, come on!
All this for Chinese?
Get out of my head!
I beg of you please!
I'm gonna order Chinese now
I'm gonna order it soon
I'm gonna order Chinese now
It's one of my favorite foods
What should I get to eat?
I hope it isn't feet
I don't think there is feet
I'm gonna order Chinese
What if they give me meat
And I think it is feet
Do I have to eat it?
That's my choice