Hello, my name is Fred, and I can't wait to be fed that delicious pastrami sandwich
I've waited oh so long, so I'm singing you this song, that delicious pastrami sandwich
I'm so excited, I'm just trying to hide it, but I can't seem to figure out how
I'm gonna eat that sandwich right now
A salad?
I don't want a salad
Salad, a salad, he doesn't want a salad
No I don't!
Salad, a salad, he doesn't want a salad
Don't give him that salad, don't give him that salad
Pastrami sandwich we pledge to you
Your meat's so tender and your juice is true
If by some chance I don't have you
Life will be over, there's no more to do
It's a pastrami sandwich