Jake's Mistakes - Hot Christmas Lyrics

Let us wake up in the morning
Gather around the tree
The annual ritual to justify our greed

I want a new IPhone
I want it right now
I want a new Chevrolet
I want it loud

How about no, you greedy asshole
You will get coal, and you will f*cking like it
I wanna light a match and burn your pretty lights
I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas and it's a dream come true tonight

We'll turn like animals for a half off sale
Me, I find it quite disgusting, my how you've gone stale

I want a new touch screen, cause I'm a greedy whore
I want everything you own, and then I'll want more

How about no, you greedy asshole
You will get coal, and you will f*cking like it
I wanna light a match and burn your pretty lights
I'm dreaming of a hot Christmas and it's a dream come true tonight