1, 2, 3, 4
I'm out of sync
I wanna drink
I have no idea what anybody thinks
Half the world's crazy
The other half is nuts
I say, Jesus, show me a sign
He says, what makes you think I know what's what
A one-third MAGA, one-third woke
And here's the not-so-funny joke
The other third just wants to smoke some weed
And look at TikTok
Where lunatics are doctors
Middle schoolers are shrinks
And influencers microdosing
Telling all the lost souls what to think
Doctor, tell me
I feel crazy
Everything starts to unwind
Everybody's so unkind
Are we all out of our minds
What am I supposed to do
Red and blue and LGB
BLM and QAnon
Roe v. Wade, throwing shade
If you're not on the side, I'm on
Student loan's over a trillion
My monthly payment's a million
Rent is right around 5K
And I eat ramen noodles every day
Doctor, help me
Life is crazy
Politicians, what the f*ck
Trying to keep my spirits up
I ain't having too much luck
What am I supposed to do
A one-third MAGA, one-third woke
And hears the not-so-funny joke
The other third just wants to smoke some weed
And look at YouTube
Where psychopaths are viewed as sage
Conspiracies are all the rage
Victims, whiners, constant blamers
Gamers paying to watch Gamer's Game
Can't think of anything more lame
Doctor, help me
I feel crazy
Everything starts to unwind
Everybody's so unkind
Israel and Palestine
What am I supposed to do
What am I supposed to do