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James Otto - Texas Hold 'em Lyrics



James Otto - Texas Hold 'em Lyrics





This ain't Texas, ain't no hold 'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus and throw your keys up
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city)
Hit the basement (hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)
Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the left
Then spin me in the middle, girl, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas, ain't no hold 'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus and throw your keys up
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo

There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)
Too cold to panic (too cold to panic)
All of the problems (all of the problems) just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, you run to the left
Just with me in the middle, girl, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas, ain't no hold 'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus, throw your keys up
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me honey, too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now.
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This ain't Texas, ain't no hold 'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus and throw your keys up
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

There's a tornado (there's a tornado) in my city (in my city)
Hit the basement (hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (shit ain't pretty)
Rugged whiskey (rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('cause we survivin')
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the left
Then spin me in the middle, girl, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas, ain't no hold 'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus and throw your keys up
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo

There's a heatwave (there's a heatwave) coming at us (coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (too hot to think straight)
Too cold to panic (too cold to panic)
All of the problems (all of the problems) just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)
And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We headin' to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Ooh, you run to the left
Just with me in the middle, girl, I can't read your mind

This ain't Texas, ain't no hold 'em
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Lexus, throw your keys up
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now

And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some sugar on me honey, too
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now.
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James Otto - Texas Hold 'em Video
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Performed By: James Otto
Featuring: Raphael Saadiq, Jay Tooke, Megan Buelow, Elizabeth Boland, Brian Vincent Bates, Nathan John Ferraro, Beyonce Gisselle Knowles
Language: English
Length: 3:38
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