Rode around Greyhound with Vincent Lee
Never lost my crown, profoundly kept it clean
Drowning down my turtle neck so I could see
The future on TMZ
Used to ride the rails set sail on the track
Hauling human cargo down through Fargo and back
Pipeline embargo and the Patriot Act
Welcome to the land of the free
I knew Craig long before he had a list
I'm just vague on when he got cool
Wham bam thank you man post it up on Instagram
Digital fiction subscription renewal
I used to ride in airplane when they used to be plain
We didn't wear shoe bombs and the movie was lame
We steered clear of buildings, Al Jazeer never claimed
Payton's old lady's to blame
I swiped right long before it was a thing
Megabytes, minimize me
I shared your crossfit post, liked your Facebook page the most
Your candy crush saga's blowing up on my feed
All my heroes are dead
All my heroes are dead
Lemmy, Bowie, Prince
Barney, Wilma and Fred
All my heroes are dead
Gordie's wings will be red
Don't leave me Kanye West
Take Justin Bieber instead
There's a Liveleak streaming though your wall Donald
There's an Onion in your head
I Spotified your Snapchat live on Twitter
But Buzzfeed is telling me Harambe's dead
I had Tom the only friend I never knew
I'd be gone Minecrafting a skill
I spy gotta try your playlist on Spotify
Alone with your selfie stick You Netflix and chill
All my heroes are dead
All my heroes are dead
Lemmy, Bowie, Prince
Cassius' ashes are spread
All my heroes are dead
Lemmy is Motorhead
Don't Leave Kanye West
Put Miley Cyrus to bed
All my heroes are dead
All my heroes are dead
Lemmy, Bowie, Prince
Harambe just wanted friends
All my heroes are dead
The Gordon Downie show ends
I used to hitch rides roadside from the sticks
You just text an Uber with your I Phone 6