You sure ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Well vented room for rent in vacant head
Play without a full deck what's your deal?
A few fries short of a happy meal
The lights are on, nobody's home
Too far gone, no dial tone
Not too deep, but don't you lose your beauty sleep
Cause ignorance in bliss
The elevator don't go to the top floor
Burnt out major, the hinge is off the screen door
Catch you later, simple minded hardcore
Someday, I'll be okay
But you'll still always be you
You sure ain't the ripest grape in the bunch
Brain damaged, disadvantaged, out to lunch
Two quarts short, dipstick don't touch oil
Squeeze her in the freezer cause the melon's spoiled
The light's are on, nobody's home
Too far blonde, you don't even know
Not to swift, but don't expect to catch my drift
From the car pool lane
The elevator don't go to the top floor
Burnt out major, the hinge is off the screen door
Catch you later, simple minded hardcore
Someday, I'll be okay
But you'll still always be you
You sure ain't the shiniest coin in the fountain
Adding on your fingers but then who's counting on you... not me
You sure ain't the brightest bulb on the tree
Off to see the wizard with your SAT's
Feel free
Riding on the short bus just ain't for me
The lights are on, nobody's home
Too far gone, no dial tone
Not too deep, but don't you lose your beauty sleep
Cause ignorance in bliss
The elevator don't go to the top floor
Burnt out major, the hinge is off the screen door
Catch you later, simple minded hardcore
Someday, I'll be laughing last just knowing
You'll still always be you
Head trip, get a grip, narrow-minded mental slip
Slow-paced, basketcase, labotomized cerebral waste
Lame-brained, mental drain, common sense in cellophane
No clue, whacked on glue, cracking up and losing screws
If she only had a brain