Grandpa works for the corporation
Uncle Sam lends a hand with immigration
Big Brother makes another observation
Keeping all the sheep at the sleepy station
Disciples of the Corporation
Grandpa works for the CBC
You can fax your tracks in fact the actions free
Pile up on the dial up but we style up indeed
Chummy with your mommy at the CRTC
Disciples of the Corporation
If I were a Strumbella
I'd feel obliged to tell ya
It ain't all it's cracked up to be
A CBC Diva
They will love and leave ya
Stranded at the Junos with you know who
Sad behind Shad I'm feeling bad for the dude
Carly Rae Jepsen says "call me" on Q
Serena Ryder sits beside her blocking the view
Disciples of the Corporation
Grandpa works for the corporation
Melanie Trump wants a chuck of Justin Nation
Aunt Betty's primed and ready timing duration
Keeping all the sheep on the sleepy station
Disciples of the Corporation
Hanging off the ledge of Peter Mansbridge
Disciples of the Corporation