Once upon a time, so the story goes
On the wrong side of town in her rightious Sunday clothes
Riding Little Redhead walked all alone
Unaware of awaiting danger
Old Mr. Wolf comes strutting fine and dandy
"Hey Little girl, would you like to try some candy"
"No Mr. Wolf, I'm off to visit Granny
And she say's don't talk to strangers"
Old Mr. Wolf swore he'd have the last laugh
He pulled up Granny's driveway in his shiny cadillac
The front door was locked, so he checked the back
And he walked right in
He wrestled poor Granny down to the floor
Tied her up and gagged her tight in telephone cord
Then turned and opened up the bathroom door
And he threw her in
Waiting for that cute little redhead to show
He saw her walking from the bedroom window you know
So he pulled up all the covers, incognito
She could have never known
"Is that you Little Red?". Little Redhead said "Yes"
"Come in my dear, give your Granny a great big kiss
You're getting so tall, darling, won't you undress?
Show Granny how much you've grown"
She kicked her shoes to the door
Dropped her coat down to the floor
"My Granny... what a big nose!!!"
"It's to smell you my sweet
You smell good enough to eat
Please child, take off your clothes"
She unbuttoned her shirt
Slipped out of her skirt
"You've the biggest ears I ever saw!!!"
"All the better to hear
Your wishes my dear
Please Red, take off your bra"
Well he huffed and he puffed and he... oh yeah, wrong story!!!