Canine Love
My love, my Canine Love (love) - My love, my Canine Love.
Canine Love, I'll tell you a little tail
You're leading me on, I'm collared by you, and I can't flea.
When I'm holding your paw I know - I'm breaking the law I know.
We'll build a cosy little kennel for two,
I'm so happy you're my Chappy, you're my Canine Love.
Repeat Chorus
Canine Love, they say that I'm barking mad.
But they won't split us up, my provocative pup,
That's for doggone sure.
We'll never have babies I know - I'm flirting with rabies I know.
We'll build a cosy little kennel for two,
I'm so happy you're my Chappy, you're my Canine Love.
Repeat Chorus
Well I've been dreaming of your snout and soon as I get out
My poochie-smoochie dreams'll come true.
I know that you'll be squirming, when we get down to worming
But that's just another reason why I love you my...
Canine Love, it's such a familiar tail.
My four-legged friend is driving me round the bend,
And I can't flea.
When I'm holding your paw I know - I'm breaking the law I know.
We'll build a cosy little kennel for two,
I'm so happy you're my Chappy,
You're my Pedigree Chum, my Ca...nine...Love.
And don't forget - a dog's for life, not just for Xmas. (There's a good boy...)