Are you ever in so much pain you forget to groan
Have you ever been so popular you turned off your phone?
Ever been having sex and you forget to moan
Have you ever been hangin out and forget that you're all alone?
Well maybe I'm the Big Bopper
Maybe Cyndi f*cking Lauper
Maybe I'm just in your walls
Stealing copper
For me
Do you ever get the urge to tell a story
Get about halfway through and realize it's f*cking boring
Are you always really scared of death
But do ever get more scared that fear is all you have left
Well maybe I'm the Big Bopper
Maybe Cyndi f*cking Lauper
Maybe I'm just in your walls
Stealing copper
For me
Maybe it's serendipity
The way that no one's f*ckin with me
Cuz I guess you can't die young when you're 30
30
Ahh