You could be a painter of the word
Tell the story like they've never heard
Give 'em all a little change of scene
Tellin' 'em about the Nazarene
You could be a Mormon if ya might
Tell the world 'bout Moroni's light
And stay devoted to the Trinity but
Don't You Be a Holy Roller
Don't Be a Holy Roller
Don't You Be a Holy Roller Roller
So spread yourself thin
But don't ya dare sin
Don't You Be a Holy Roller
Don't Be a Holy Roller
Don't You Be a Holy Roller Roller
So spread yourself thin
But don't ya dare sin
Jehova's Witnesses are at the door
They'd love to tell ya what livin's for
You know they're bent on pullin' ya in
They'd love to lead you thru the lion's den
Have ya witnessed the Methodist
Sunday mornin' televangelist
Preachin' with his long white robe on
Don't You Be a Holy Roller
Don't Be a Holy Roller
Don't You Be a Holy Roller Roller
So spread yourself thin
But don't ya dare sin
Don't You Be a Holy Roller
Don't Be a Holy Roller
Don't You Be a Holy Roller Roller
So spread yourself thin
But don't ya dare sin