We're headed for fame and fortune
We're armed with magic and sword
We've got a name and we're brave
If you've been around you've heard
Gonna fight all the bad guys and take their loot
Gonna chase the clues til we find the truth
We're gonna be so famous that everyone knows
Our names and faces wherever we go
We were wrong
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
Beaten and bruised by the campfire
The guy who sold me this shield was such a liar
Adventuring hurts why did no one tell me
There's an arrow in my back somebody heal me
Running off the path caught in the briars
Difficult terrain and cultists throwing fire
I want to go back to the taverns and warm beds
I want to fall asleep without a blow to the head
Why do the powers that be refuse to lend aid
Why do I run out of magic every single day
Casting spells to keep us alive
Exhaustion level five
Ammo running low and the rations are gone
Pretty sure I left a loaf of bread at home
Why didn't I know monsters always have two forms
Why does the second always have extra horns
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
Beaten and bruised by the campfire
The guy who sold me this shield was such a liar
Adventuring hurts why did no one tell me
There's an arrow in my back somebody heal me
Running off the path caught in the briars
Difficult terrain and cultists throwing fire
I want to go back to the taverns and warm beds
I want to fall asleep without a blow to the head
Magic items so rare
This CR isn't fair
No one told me not to
Fight a vampire in its lair
Beware the words You can certainly try
Never look a beholder in the eye
Keep your allies by your side
Remember it's a free action to cry
Another level another hit die
My skills still won't let me lie
I can't steal and I can't barter
My feet can't take me farther
Than 30 feet
From the dragon trying to eat me
The gods don't think I'm worthy
Everything wants to hurt me
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
I just want a normal life
I just want a normal life
Jason Shinn - Adventuring Sucks Lyrics
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We're headed for fame and fortune
We're armed with magic and sword
We've got a name and we're brave
If you've been around you've heard
Gonna fight all the bad guys and take their loot
Gonna chase the clues til we find the truth
We're gonna be so famous that everyone knows
Our names and faces wherever we go
We were wrong
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
Beaten and bruised by the campfire
The guy who sold me this shield was such a liar
Adventuring hurts why did no one tell me
There's an arrow in my back somebody heal me
Running off the path caught in the briars
Difficult terrain and cultists throwing fire
I want to go back to the taverns and warm beds
I want to fall asleep without a blow to the head
Why do the powers that be refuse to lend aid
Why do I run out of magic every single day
Casting spells to keep us alive
Exhaustion level five
Ammo running low and the rations are gone
Pretty sure I left a loaf of bread at home
Why didn't I know monsters always have two forms
Why does the second always have extra horns
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
Beaten and bruised by the campfire
The guy who sold me this shield was such a liar
Adventuring hurts why did no one tell me
There's an arrow in my back somebody heal me
Running off the path caught in the briars
Difficult terrain and cultists throwing fire
I want to go back to the taverns and warm beds
I want to fall asleep without a blow to the head
Magic items so rare
This CR isn't fair
No one told me not to
Fight a vampire in its lair
Beware the words You can certainly try
Never look a beholder in the eye
Keep your allies by your side
Remember it's a free action to cry
Another level another hit die
My skills still won't let me lie
I can't steal and I can't barter
My feet can't take me farther
Than 30 feet
From the dragon trying to eat me
The gods don't think I'm worthy
Everything wants to hurt me
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
I just want a normal life
I just want a normal life
We're armed with magic and sword
We've got a name and we're brave
If you've been around you've heard
Gonna fight all the bad guys and take their loot
Gonna chase the clues til we find the truth
We're gonna be so famous that everyone knows
Our names and faces wherever we go
We were wrong
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
Beaten and bruised by the campfire
The guy who sold me this shield was such a liar
Adventuring hurts why did no one tell me
There's an arrow in my back somebody heal me
Running off the path caught in the briars
Difficult terrain and cultists throwing fire
I want to go back to the taverns and warm beds
I want to fall asleep without a blow to the head
Why do the powers that be refuse to lend aid
Why do I run out of magic every single day
Casting spells to keep us alive
Exhaustion level five
Ammo running low and the rations are gone
Pretty sure I left a loaf of bread at home
Why didn't I know monsters always have two forms
Why does the second always have extra horns
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
Beaten and bruised by the campfire
The guy who sold me this shield was such a liar
Adventuring hurts why did no one tell me
There's an arrow in my back somebody heal me
Running off the path caught in the briars
Difficult terrain and cultists throwing fire
I want to go back to the taverns and warm beds
I want to fall asleep without a blow to the head
Magic items so rare
This CR isn't fair
No one told me not to
Fight a vampire in its lair
Beware the words You can certainly try
Never look a beholder in the eye
Keep your allies by your side
Remember it's a free action to cry
Another level another hit die
My skills still won't let me lie
I can't steal and I can't barter
My feet can't take me farther
Than 30 feet
From the dragon trying to eat me
The gods don't think I'm worthy
Everything wants to hurt me
Adventuring sucks
I keep getting stabbed
Adventure is tough
Every old lady's a hag
There are dragons in disguise
Changelings leading triple lives
Adventuring sucks
I just want a normal life
I just want a normal life
I just want a normal life
Writer: Jason Shinn
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid