Bartender I didn't come to bend your ear
I didn't come in here to socialize
I didn't come in for a beer
I'm drinkin whiskey and I will be all night long
That woman left this morning
Right when I was doing wrong
She said she'd leave me if I ever done her wrong
She said if I stayed out all night by morning she'd be gone
I should have listened, at least I should have called
Cause now that woman left with dang near everything I own
She left the Harley, but I'm sure she took the key
She took the truck, she took the dog but left me all the fleas
So keep it comin' tonight I'm going down
Bartender if you see me goin under let me drown
I won't bore you with details and reasons why she left me
And I won't tell you how much it's gonna hurt me now she's gone
And I'll be fine in the corner of this barroom drinkin whiskey
All alone
Where a jukebox is playing those songs that keep me stayin
It's the only kind of therapy I know
Bartender pour me another would you please
They say that stuff will kill me but nothin's ever free
I'll pay the cost for treatin her that way
I'll gladly trade tomorrow for a shot of yesterday
I won't bore you with details and reasons why she left me
And I won't tell you how much it's gonna hurt me now she's gone
And I'll be fine in the corner of this barroom drinkin whiskey
All alone
Where jukebox is playing those songs that keep me stayin
It's the only kind of therapy I know