Well, you strung me along
Like the little fisherman that you are
But I fell for your bait
So, that's how we got this far
If there's plenty of fish in the sea
Why did you have to fall for me
And why did I have to fall too
But, soon enough, I found out
What you were all about
That's why I have to say that we're through
'Cause I'm too cool for you
And I'm not cool at all
So that says something
Well I have to say darling
I think you're a little attached
Always thinking that I'm cheating
When really I'm out eating with my best friends
I'm sorry I didn't text you back within thirty seconds
But sometimes I have things to do
You complain when we watch superhero movies
And seriously, you don't like cartoons
I'm too cool for you
And I'm not cool at all
So that says something
Oh seriously
Do you really believe
Every single word
That you said to me
Oh seriously
Do you really believe
You're too cool for me
Too cool for me
I'm not your charity
You're not too cool for me
So go ahead and leave
That'd be alright with me
No, you don't even like good music anyway
No, you don't even like good music anyway