In the shadows of a town darkness lies
A tale of a woman with sinister eyes
Scooter WHOB a name that chills
Riding the streets preparing to kill
Beneath her guise a sinister plot
Her silver hair a disguise she's got
A heart so cold as black as rocks
In the realm of crime a silver fox
Scooter WHOB
Scooter WHOB
Scooter WHOB
Oh Scooter WHOB
With her glasses and her cane she blends right in
The white-haired old bastard commits a sin
Ploughing through crowds at breakneck pace
Leaving chaos and fear in her wake
With nimble fingers she steals with ease
From unsuspecting folks she aims to fleece
Her speeding scooter a crafty disguise
Ploughing through the market throwing pies
Scooter WHOB
Scooter WHOB
Scooter WHOB
Oh Scooter WHOB
Racing through the night this decrepit old hag
With weapons aplenty a ball and a gag
Solace and forgiveness are not her thing
More prison tattoos and a pierced quim
The town's wrapped with fear where chaos reigns
Doing 90 on the path dragging razors and chains
Abhorrent debauchery or a glimmer of hope
Screaming at kids after lines of coke
Scooter WHOB
Scooter WHOB
Scooter WHOB
Oh Scooter WHOB
When the sun goes down
And the lights grow dim
The city comes alive
With the mischief within
Her engine fires up
Her shotgun reloads
It's a 12-gauge baby
Time to explode
Scooter WHOB
Scooter WHOB
Scooter WHOB
Oh Scooter WHOB
Legend of a town
Scooter is gone
In the other realm but her sole still lives on
Yeah