THE SWITCH
Eddie fell asleep at the switch again
Jody said, "Where the hell you been?"
Coming in on the same old station
Standing for the same ovation
Selling nickels for a dime
To pay back the borrowed time
He said, "Don't you worry; none of this is real
Don't you worry; nothing here is real"
She was a beauty Queen at the bottom of a bottle
He took her down and they went full-throttle
Hitting all the same old haunts
Hookers and five-star restaurants
They was livin' it up in style
They stayed one step ahead of the law for a while
Until Eddie fell asleep at the switch again
Jody ditched as the law closed in
She busted him out around seven AM
By noon he was back on the junk again
He said, "Don't you worry; none of this is real
Don't you worry, nothing here is real"