I was feeling down in the dumps
I could've really used some tea or sympathy
But instead I called you up and asked you
To make your way to my house for some company
Oh this night is taking its time
All my life I've been waiting
When I met you I thought that you would do
I thought I could do a Hell of a lot worse
But now every time you open your mouth
I'm hoping to escape from this wretched curse
Oh this night is taking its time
All my life I've been waiting
I guess I need someone who's just a little less fun
I need someone a little less like you
I need a man who can hold my hand
'Cause I'm so tired of just making do
Oh this night is taking its time
All my life I've been waiting