Jeremy Messersmith - Inappropriate Question Box #2 (Live) Lyrics

Thanks, Dan
I'm starting to think we're going to pull this thing off
What is your most specific and arguably questionable opinion
Oh, I have so many, so many that are just dumb and probably
Indefensible
But probably the biggest one that drew literal gasps
When I mentioned this one point is
That I think that white chocolate is underrated
Ooh
Yeah
My argument is this
I mean, it's not really white chocolate
You're looking at cocoa solids plus vanilla
So think of it like a really nice vanilla chunk
And dark chocolate tends to dominate everything
That it's in baking-wise and cookies
But white chocolate plays so nicely
With a variety of flavors
You know, one of my absolute favorite cookies
Is an oatmeal raisin cookie with fresh herbs
And a little bit of white chocolate
And it's just great
It's a good time
What is your most embarrassing sex story
That's a great question
But I'm really sorry to kind of disappoint
But every time I have had sex, it
Has been an absolute miracle and a triumph
And there is nothing but pure glory there
So I also, as I do this for a living
I may be incapable of feeling embarrassment
But I don't think about that too much
Do you ever snort when you laugh
No, but I love a snorter
I mean, come on
Snorters make the world go round, really
One more question here
Who would win in a mud wrestling match, you or Chris Koza
All of us
Dan, these questions are for me
Cut his mic
Cut his mic back there