Jeremy Messersmith - Inappropriate Question Box #3 (Live) Lyrics

Take a stab at a few more questions here
How often do you wake up at night to pee
I don't think I've ever had that question either
These are great
And the answer is, I'd say, I mean, like either zero to one
Although at this point, I'm at the age where it's like, oh
I don't really drink liquids past seven, just in case
I'd rather just dry myself out a little bit, so that way I
Don't have to do that
It's really, boy, getting old is fantastic
Let's see here
What is the most inappropriate name for a kitten
I can't believe you're asking me to be witty on the spot
Inppropriate name for a kitten
Oh, I can only think of horrific shit
Like, oh, this is my kitten, Holocaust Denier
Or like, oh, I didn't name him
He just, no, he is
He is a Holocaust Denier, this kitten
And he's probably a white supremacist as well
And it's his middle name
Have you ever smashed a guitar on stage after an awesome show
No, but I would probably smash up my Scion with a sledgehammer
At some point if there was an appropriately awesome show
Can I play a few love songs?
We've got a few more songs left for you