Hey Bob it's been awhile since I wrote to you
I heard you're in Montana now about to make a move
New York is always great and London has its trains
But don't forget the old Midwest in your planning phase
And the Mall of America
All you'll ever need
All our hopes and dreams
At the Mall of America
Greatest mall in history
Oh Bob you've no idea the horror and the pain
Listening to Christmas music fourteen hours a day
I'd love to burn it down or blow it all sky high
I don't know much about that but i think you might
At the Mall of America
All you'll ever need
All our hopes and dreams
At the Mall of America
Greatest mall in history
If you blew it up I know they'd only build it all again
Millions over budget on some hotshot architect
Lobby at the legislature
Stick us with the bill
If you terrorists don't kill us then the politicians will
Well Bob, I'm signing off I'm late for work again
Missed the bus and had to walk from Minneapolis
If you decide to visit stop and say hello (hello)
I'll be at the kiosk selling sunglasses til close
At the Mall of America
All you'll ever need
All our hopes and dreams
At the Mall of America
It's the biggest mall
It's not the biggest mall
But still the greatest mall
It's still the greatest mall
It's the greatest mall in history