Jericho McLean - Shut the Front Door Lyrics

I'm no good for you, you tell me
Our relationship's unhealthy
Nothing I can say or do is right
Because of me, you're always crying
I upset you without trying
Now you're storming off into the night

Apparently I never listen
To complaints of what I'm missing
All the things I'm always getting wrong
You've given lists of changes needed
Above all I've as yet conceded
The deadline on your ultimatum's gone

Shut the front door
Don't let it hit your ass on the way out
Shut the front door
I'll lock it to make sure that you stay out

Your family warned you all about me
They told you I'm no Mr Darcy
I was never good enough for you
Now you say they told you so
And they support your plan to go
They will help you leave and start anew

All your efforts to improve me
Didn't work like in the movies
I resisted change and stayed the same
I didn't fit into your plans
To change into your ideal man
So now you're moving out, oh what a shame

Shut the front door
Don't let it hit your ass on the way out
Shut the front door
I'll lock it to make sure that you stay out

So if I lose out on your whining
I think that's just lucky timing
Leaving me has saved me throwing you out
I'll survive life without bitching
No more tantrums in the kitchen
No more sulking with that silly pout

You want to go, but still you tell me
I should fight and plead for mercy
I should beg forgiveness and repent
Well tell you what, try this idea
Just get your ass right of out of here
Your welcome here is well and truly spent

And shut the front door...
Don't let it hit your ass on the way out
Shut the front door
I'll lock it to make sure that you stay out

Shut. The
Shut. The
Shut. The
F-f-f-f front Door