Jerry Battista - Middle Aged Man Lyrics

He's got a fat belly and four little kids
His wife left him for a very pretty chick
He drives thirty miles to his dead-end job
His minivan's in trouble, it's always in the shop

He's a middle-aged man, he does what he can
He's a middle-aged man

He started working out, got a washboard tummy
He found himself a girl, she made a lot of money
He thought about marriage, but he changed his mind
He came home early, found his girl and his wife

He's a middle-aged man, he does what he can
He's a middle-aged man
He's a middle-aged man, he does what he can
He's a middle-aged man

How'd he ever get himself into this mess?
He had his future planned, it wasn't like this
He moved far away and didn't look back
He sold the minivan, got a GTO Pontiac

He's a middle-aged man, he does what he can
He's a middle-aged man
He's a middle-aged man, he does what he can
He's a middle-aged man
He's a middle-aged man