I met girl in Starbucks
We talked for hours and i really thought she was the one me
Until I said "I play ranked sigma build 1v1 Fortnite pvp"
She acted weird for a moment didn't know what to say
Then she got up and walked away
I guess she couldn't handle my rizz
I guess I'll go home and jizz
I don't know why they all hating
I'll just stay masturbating
Yesterday I met another girl down at the hooters
We start talking I show her my scooter
I get a number we start texting each other
It's all going smooth and i say this is peak until I send her big Chungus clapping his ass cheeks still waiting for that response
I guess she couldn't handle my rizz
I guess ill go home and jizz
I don't know why they all hating
I'll just stay masturbating
This last girl was just the same ol same ol
We start talking bring her to my place
I show her around and she acts displaced
She looks in my room and what does she see
A picture of Batman farting in 3d
I guess she couldn't handle my rizz
I guess ill go home and jizz
I don't like women any ways
I'm f*cking gay