Jäger Volant - Slither Lyrics

Poppycock and balderdash
Spinning webs to capture cash
Cure-all snake oil, quantum quacks
Pay no mind and damn the facts
Chakra'linin Chopra quotin
Antivaxxer scaremonger
What's the harm, it worked for me?
Buy my crystals, then you'll see!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Intuit a multiverse of vibrational consiousness
Spewing forth a constant stream of rhetoric incontinence
Unblocking meridians, miracle detoxify
Ionized and ultra-vedic wave function of self sublime
Nephrite Yoni eggs from Goop
Obsessed with the perfect poop
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Mercury in retrograde, level 2 cert once you've paid
Organic and gluten-free, glucose homeopathy
Dinosaur puts memory of every piss it'd made in water
All-natural artisinal bullshit makes for the best ad fodder
Ayurvedic and pedantic pseudobabble pyramid scheme
Enlightened with easy payments let you live the sacred dream
Manifest reality
Octave Ajna frequency
Logical coherency
Is our sworn enemy
Energy, energy, energy, energy, ener gy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy!
The tingling let's you know it's working as it's meant
No, no, it's not due to lead content
Cast aside doubts that's just your ego chains
It makes sense if you don't use your brains
You can feel superior to anyone inferior who
Doubts or notes anomolies in spiritual monopolies
Knowing that you're special with your pious false humility
Hidden truths revealed to you that lesser beings cannot see
Spiritual but not religious, try our kool aid it's delicious!
Uniform uniqueness impress others with your profound deepness
More the words are esoteric vaguely occult nebulous
The fortune cookie insight meaning construed by the credulous
Inner circle unlocked by your generous tithe
You can be one of the chosen few if you submit to the infallible master
And
His
Great
Light
Of
Boundless
Marketing merchandising
Expanding and franchising
Establish the holy brand
Serene smiling beggars hand