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Jim Breuer - His Name Was Goldstein Lyrics



Jim Breuer - His Name Was Goldstein Lyrics




So I feel growing up here, I have a, and I could be arrogant for saying that I'm arrogant for saying this. I feel I have some common sense to me, right? And I'm able to read, I just mean I don't know for fact and clap me. I'll feel good about it. It doesn't mean it's true.
So I have this tour and I'm doing promotion for it. Okay. And while I'm doing promotion, I had to do some radio. It was called iron. Oh, some sports show. Right? So I go on there. When I get on there, it's the guy, one of the host has a very Jewish name, but he's an Irish Boston guy, right? And you know, he comes here, he's like, Hey, you know, I don't even want to say whatever his name was. I would say, is there a Jewish person here?
I need your help. I need you to help. I need you help. I just need one Jewish person.

One I don't have any Jewish, they're going to call me white supremacist. The Breuer, we don't need this right now. Jim Breuer show had no Jewish people, he is a white supremacist Nazi it is clear to this day. If you look at where he grew up 40 years ago,
Jim Breuer had no Jewish people in the audience, which clearly. Thank you. Oh, I need to know is your last name just last name? What that, wait, no, you should score low. Just like a Score Low Stein.
Gold, Is Gold a very Jewish name, gold. Okay, gold. So the guy's name is gold. Goldstein, Goldstein, what alright we got it now. Says the German over now. So the persons name let's say is gold right? And he goes, the funny thing is, I'm not, I'm not Jewish. I'm, I'm from Boston and I'm Irish. And blah blah blah he starts doing like Irish mobster talk and he's like have you seen The Departed and so we're doing this and yeah The Departed, and now I'm doing hey it's Joe Pesci we're in it, I'm from Boston, My name is Gold from Boston, Hey Joe Pesci. All right, so while we're goofing around, the one guy goes, I'm a big Mets fan, bro. I'm a big Mets fan. What the hell is going on with Diaz? The guy who I explained at the top of the show.
Okay. Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Seven More Ping Ping Ping he goes (four more) Ping Ping Ping Ping, he goes, what the hell you think is going on with Diaz and Familia? And I went, God, I love Familia. I did. I wanted him back. How can I 2015, La Famila. I love him, I love him. Yeah. So I go, I go, I H worked for the drug Lords. I think the drug Lords are going. Hey, you're not, you're not making no money right now that they find you in(inaudible) So what they need is, some Irish, hey you know what, these guys are not doing you right. Come over here I'll pay you . You know, everyone's having a great time. Everyone's laughing. The camera guys laughing and the Latino guy, Ed, and he's like, ha ha, that's funnier, that's funnier, everyone's having a great time.
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So I feel growing up here, I have a, and I could be arrogant for saying that I'm arrogant for saying this. I feel I have some common sense to me, right? And I'm able to read, I just mean I don't know for fact and clap me. I'll feel good about it. It doesn't mean it's true.
So I have this tour and I'm doing promotion for it. Okay. And while I'm doing promotion, I had to do some radio. It was called iron. Oh, some sports show. Right? So I go on there. When I get on there, it's the guy, one of the host has a very Jewish name, but he's an Irish Boston guy, right? And you know, he comes here, he's like, Hey, you know, I don't even want to say whatever his name was. I would say, is there a Jewish person here?
I need your help. I need you to help. I need you help. I just need one Jewish person.

One I don't have any Jewish, they're going to call me white supremacist. The Breuer, we don't need this right now. Jim Breuer show had no Jewish people, he is a white supremacist Nazi it is clear to this day. If you look at where he grew up 40 years ago,
Jim Breuer had no Jewish people in the audience, which clearly. Thank you. Oh, I need to know is your last name just last name? What that, wait, no, you should score low. Just like a Score Low Stein.
Gold, Is Gold a very Jewish name, gold. Okay, gold. So the guy's name is gold. Goldstein, Goldstein, what alright we got it now. Says the German over now. So the persons name let's say is gold right? And he goes, the funny thing is, I'm not, I'm not Jewish. I'm, I'm from Boston and I'm Irish. And blah blah blah he starts doing like Irish mobster talk and he's like have you seen The Departed and so we're doing this and yeah The Departed, and now I'm doing hey it's Joe Pesci we're in it, I'm from Boston, My name is Gold from Boston, Hey Joe Pesci. All right, so while we're goofing around, the one guy goes, I'm a big Mets fan, bro. I'm a big Mets fan. What the hell is going on with Diaz? The guy who I explained at the top of the show.
Okay. Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Ping, Seven More Ping Ping Ping he goes (four more) Ping Ping Ping Ping, he goes, what the hell you think is going on with Diaz and Familia? And I went, God, I love Familia. I did. I wanted him back. How can I 2015, La Famila. I love him, I love him. Yeah. So I go, I go, I H worked for the drug Lords. I think the drug Lords are going. Hey, you're not, you're not making no money right now that they find you in(inaudible) So what they need is, some Irish, hey you know what, these guys are not doing you right. Come over here I'll pay you . You know, everyone's having a great time. Everyone's laughing. The camera guys laughing and the Latino guy, Ed, and he's like, ha ha, that's funnier, that's funnier, everyone's having a great time.
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