School's back. How you feel about that?
My wife, I drive the kids to school. My oldest one drives, Dad can I borrow the car? No. Can I please drive the car to school. No, why not. Cause you're not
I don't understand. Here, it's my car and you're not.
Why not? Cause Dad's a Dick.
You have nowhere to go after that? Dad's a Dick.
Tell all your friends my dad's a Dick. Tell em.
My dad, I asked him if I could borrow the car and he wouldn't let me , cause he's a dick, he's such a dick.
You're dad sounds like a Dick. Tell 'em . I'm a dick. Put me on Snapchat. I'm going to tell them all right now. Who is that? Rebecca. I'm a dick. Put me back on, She can't come ride you to Starbucks and borrow $40 from me today because she's not driving my car cause I'm not loaning it to her cause it's mine and I'm a dick, D.I.C.K. Mr. Breuer's a Dick.
I'm not saying my method is better. However,
My wife struggles with teenagers. She struggles with the teenagers. One day, one day, one day she said, she let me sleep. Thank you. Great wife. And I turned. I said, what are you doing? She said, I'm going to drive. I'm going to drive the kid to school today. You rest ? No, no. I like sleep. No, your rest. Thank you. And those are moments like, Oh my God. You know, life. Life is difficult. We deal with so much pain losses. Am I a good parent? Am I doing the right thing? Am I too strict? We do the best you can. These are the most remind you why we're married, why we're in this together and why we kick ass doing this. And maybe six seconds later I heard
(screaming...What did you do to me, I asked you seven times...screaming...I'm not driving you to school.)
And I wake up and I say what's going on and my wife goes, Don't ask me, ask her and her.
There's no, there's no trick. This is why marriage. You go to a, you go to your clergyman, do you love each other, yeah. You know God. Yeah., OK I think you're ready. What kind of prep is that? How about prepping this married soldier for thinking he is in the bunker?
(Unintelligible)
I got my boxers shorts on with no underwear. The first thing, my daughter says, oooo dad,
I just woke up. I'm sorry. I was not expecting the situation. Neither is he. He'll be down in a second. Trust me.
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School's back. How you feel about that?
My wife, I drive the kids to school. My oldest one drives, Dad can I borrow the car? No. Can I please drive the car to school. No, why not. Cause you're not
I don't understand. Here, it's my car and you're not.
Why not? Cause Dad's a Dick.
You have nowhere to go after that? Dad's a Dick.
Tell all your friends my dad's a Dick. Tell em.
My dad, I asked him if I could borrow the car and he wouldn't let me , cause he's a dick, he's such a dick.
You're dad sounds like a Dick. Tell 'em . I'm a dick. Put me on Snapchat. I'm going to tell them all right now. Who is that? Rebecca. I'm a dick. Put me back on, She can't come ride you to Starbucks and borrow $40 from me today because she's not driving my car cause I'm not loaning it to her cause it's mine and I'm a dick, D.I.C.K. Mr. Breuer's a Dick.
I'm not saying my method is better. However,
My wife struggles with teenagers. She struggles with the teenagers. One day, one day, one day she said, she let me sleep. Thank you. Great wife. And I turned. I said, what are you doing? She said, I'm going to drive. I'm going to drive the kid to school today. You rest ? No, no. I like sleep. No, your rest. Thank you. And those are moments like, Oh my God. You know, life. Life is difficult. We deal with so much pain losses. Am I a good parent? Am I doing the right thing? Am I too strict? We do the best you can. These are the most remind you why we're married, why we're in this together and why we kick ass doing this. And maybe six seconds later I heard
(screaming...What did you do to me, I asked you seven times...screaming...I'm not driving you to school.)
And I wake up and I say what's going on and my wife goes, Don't ask me, ask her and her.
There's no, there's no trick. This is why marriage. You go to a, you go to your clergyman, do you love each other, yeah. You know God. Yeah., OK I think you're ready. What kind of prep is that? How about prepping this married soldier for thinking he is in the bunker?
(Unintelligible)
I got my boxers shorts on with no underwear. The first thing, my daughter says, oooo dad,
I just woke up. I'm sorry. I was not expecting the situation. Neither is he. He'll be down in a second. Trust me.
My wife, I drive the kids to school. My oldest one drives, Dad can I borrow the car? No. Can I please drive the car to school. No, why not. Cause you're not
I don't understand. Here, it's my car and you're not.
Why not? Cause Dad's a Dick.
You have nowhere to go after that? Dad's a Dick.
Tell all your friends my dad's a Dick. Tell em.
My dad, I asked him if I could borrow the car and he wouldn't let me , cause he's a dick, he's such a dick.
You're dad sounds like a Dick. Tell 'em . I'm a dick. Put me on Snapchat. I'm going to tell them all right now. Who is that? Rebecca. I'm a dick. Put me back on, She can't come ride you to Starbucks and borrow $40 from me today because she's not driving my car cause I'm not loaning it to her cause it's mine and I'm a dick, D.I.C.K. Mr. Breuer's a Dick.
I'm not saying my method is better. However,
My wife struggles with teenagers. She struggles with the teenagers. One day, one day, one day she said, she let me sleep. Thank you. Great wife. And I turned. I said, what are you doing? She said, I'm going to drive. I'm going to drive the kid to school today. You rest ? No, no. I like sleep. No, your rest. Thank you. And those are moments like, Oh my God. You know, life. Life is difficult. We deal with so much pain losses. Am I a good parent? Am I doing the right thing? Am I too strict? We do the best you can. These are the most remind you why we're married, why we're in this together and why we kick ass doing this. And maybe six seconds later I heard
(screaming...What did you do to me, I asked you seven times...screaming...I'm not driving you to school.)
And I wake up and I say what's going on and my wife goes, Don't ask me, ask her and her.
There's no, there's no trick. This is why marriage. You go to a, you go to your clergyman, do you love each other, yeah. You know God. Yeah., OK I think you're ready. What kind of prep is that? How about prepping this married soldier for thinking he is in the bunker?
(Unintelligible)
I got my boxers shorts on with no underwear. The first thing, my daughter says, oooo dad,
I just woke up. I'm sorry. I was not expecting the situation. Neither is he. He'll be down in a second. Trust me.
Writer: Jim Breuer
Copyright: Lyrics © Word Collections Publishing
Copyright: Lyrics © Word Collections Publishing