Jim Breuer - Kids Are Scared of Fat Kids Lyrics

And wife and I are 26 years in marriage warriors. Warriors. Yes. A lot of battles. Been through everything. Almost at almost everything. And uh, we went to Europe and she met me. I was doing shows over there. I got fat. Holy Crow. I got really fat. I had boobs. No, you all do that again. Did we just do this? Nonstop, Aw man, I got a fat, I got to lose this but you're not, you're not gonna to. I earned being 52 and just drinking one more beer and he eating what I want and I got fat and I didn't realize. I thought, cause when I was a kid, I was heavy. I was kid. I was re, I was fat. I'm not going to hide it. I'm going to get all husky

You're just Husky, I'm, fat. I see the kids laughing. I was, I was 82 pounds in kindergarten. If anyone has a child that's five years old, five think of what they look like right now in your head and how much they weigh. I might've been tripled that 82 pounds. Fat cheeks, belly moving, always looking to play. You guys wanna play? Kids are scared of fat kids. ""Oh my god here comes a fat kid dude, he's going to hurt us, he's going to hurt us."" Cause you have so much energy from the sugar, ""ohhhh my God, 300 grams of sugar in it, wanna play. Let's play again, he has a jump on you, OK let's go.."" I would get that. Let's do pile on, but you're not allowed to. It's true, man. And a thought I got rid of that. You go through periods of your life. Maybe after you have children, you pack on some weight, you married after a while, you pack on some weight. You don't have to try so hard with each other. You get lazy and you start hitting 40 50 you're like, Oh my God.